I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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