I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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