quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
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