Don't you send me to vm
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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