I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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