So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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