Say something about gay babies.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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