these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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