butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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