Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
they need to just BURY HIM!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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