Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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