You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I want her autograph on my taint
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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