hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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