I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Randomize
