Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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