We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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