i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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