so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Randomize
