You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
The ass gains better be worth it
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