I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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