so that wasnt chicken after all
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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