so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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