I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
