On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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