my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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