I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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