And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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