OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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