You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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