I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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