I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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