IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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