the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
