Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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