How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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