idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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