small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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