We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Randomize
