why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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