He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
only you would photoshop your dick
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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