He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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