Im at strip club and am horny
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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