just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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