What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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