The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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