THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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