You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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