i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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