you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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