do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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